Monday, December 17, 2007

Welcome to Earth, Franco!

Check him out!

Way to go Cerebro!

Let's take a moment to ponder your many namesakes (or the people for whom you are a namesake? Too confusing)

Francisco Franco, a famous Spanish Dictator.
Gustavo Franco, a famous Brazilian Banker.
Joao Franco, a famous Portuguese Prime Minister.
Manuel Franco, a famous President of Paraguay.

Are you starting to see a pattern? Franco: YOU WILL BE FAMOUS! AND LATINO! AND SOME SORT OF POLITICAL LEADER! [Editor's note: Bankers are not Political leaders.]

Unless of course, you take after your middle name...In which case, little man, take some advice from my good friend Paul: Any time you feel the pain, hey, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders. Well don't you know that its a fool who plays it cool, by making his world a little colder.