How sad can I become

I don't mean sad like tearful, I mean sad like...pathetic.

I had an early day at work and I have decided to go to a movie. By
myself. Alone. I saw that look you gave me, ms. Ticket seller. And as
for you, concessions man: YES! I do want a large popcorn and a large
coke! Bet you weren't expecting that were you?!? I now wish I lived
in Utah, not because I miss the state, but I miss friends and family.
Even though, to be truthful, a good many of them no longer live there
anyway. Can I just start a trend? Everybody come to Missouri.
Seriously, Columbia is awesome. Ok, here comes iron man. Ooh...I just
got so excited. There is still something about being in the theater.
(cue the previews!!!)