no more whining

Well, that last list was rather depressing. Why don't we cite the top reasons why my job is totally sweet:

#8) Free Viagra..................................................pens.
#7) I Understand why House is so cranky all the time.
#6) My white coat has more flair than the required 4 pieces.
#5) I can think of a medical acronym for almost any 3-letter combination, which makes sitting in traffic that much more exciting thanks to my shared love of license plates.
#4) People occasionally get better!
#3) I wear pajamas to work most days. And comfy shoes.
#2) I get to see what your kidneys, bladders, and (occasionally) other organs look like from the inside!
and finally [again, drum roll...]
#1) All the grape juice and graham crackers you can eat!!!



P.S. I am still quite annoyed that nobody in Africa south of Egypt has bothered to check out this blog. I will now list every African Nation in a thinly-veiled (we're talking picometer-thin) attempt to get their attention. This will also be a helpful reference for you all the next time someone asks you where, say, Tanzania is.
South Africa
Egypt
Nigeria
Algeria
Morocco
Sudan
Angola
Libya
Tunisia
Kenya
Ethiopia
Tanzania
Cameroon
Côte d'Ivoire
Uganda
Ghana
Equatorial Guinea
Botswana
Senegal
Gabon
Madagascar
Congo-Kinshasa
Mozambique
Burkina Faso
Chad
Zambia
Mauritius
Mali
Congo-Brazzaville
Benin
Namibia
Malawi
Guinea
Niger
Rwanda
Burundi
Zimbabwe
MauritaniaSomalia
Swaziland
Togo
Sierra Leone
Eritrea
Cape Verde
Central African Republic
Lesotho
Djibouti
Seychelles
Liberia
Gambia
Comoros
Guinea-Bissau
São Tomé and Príncipe