I wanna be a HOA

So, it turns out that it's really embarrassing when the home owner's association sends around some dude to tell you how much shame you're spreading upon the neighborhood. Exhibit A:

Apparently green moldy slime is not an "acceptable add-on."
But I showed them:

Have you ever seen cleaner vinyl siding? Have YOU?!?


Actually, no, my life isn't this boring. I just choose to dwell on the boring bits.