That ain't cool.

So, I don't consider myself an arachnologist by any means. * But something about this one just ain't right. Something about "the figure 8 of doom" lingers in my memory. Anybody out there* who is better-versed in the ways of the spider: please let me know how terrified I should be for not* killing this behemoth found on my kitchen door. ***

*The asterisks in this post indicate time periods when the author was shuddering with the heebie-geebies